kaylathewonderful:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

a robbery. what you just described is a robbery.

(via struckerkurtsie)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via leanslimfit)

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

(via fitnessfandom)

Hey Pheebs, you want to help?

(Source: milakunis, via brittanypierce)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via lostintheseclouds)

theamericankid:

Invites you over. Deletes the doors so you can’t leave.

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

(via amoreprofoundtardis)

(Source: colfhummel, via christpaulcolf)

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo, via amoreprofoundtardis)

wildflowermurinal:

THIS FEELING’S

LIKE NO OTHER

(Source: thracekara, via whenthesuspenderscomeoff)

(Source: inseparablemind, via amoreprofoundtardis)

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